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walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

(Source: aquaticwonder, via misandryad)

— 20 minutes ago with 55415 notes
#art 
truebluemeandyou:

DIY Knit Outlander Inspired Cowl Free pattern by Kalurah on Ravelry.  I have seen a pay pattern on Etsy almost identical to this one, except I like this one better. “The Gathering” cowl is knit with size 50 (25mm) needles. It is free to sign up for Ravelry (no spam). Kalurah describes the cowl:

This cowl is inspired by the cowl worn by Claire Randall on the hit series Outlander.


I’ve studied the photos online and I think I have a really close interpretation. The cowl is knit entirely in Garter Stitch and the seam from Provisional Cast On and Kitchener Stitch is completely INVISIBLE!
The pattern has two full twists worked into the cowl so there’s no need to fuss with it after putting it on.
Cowl is SUPER stretchy and can be pulled down over your shoulders for an adorable little Capelet or pulled over your head and worn as a hood.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Knit Outlander Inspired Cowl Free pattern by Kalurah on Ravelry.  I have seen a pay pattern on Etsy almost identical to this one, except I like this one better. “The Gathering” cowl is knit with size 50 (25mm) needles. It is free to sign up for Ravelry (no spam). Kalurah describes the cowl:

This cowl is inspired by the cowl worn by Claire Randall on the hit series Outlander.

I’ve studied the photos online and I think I have a really close interpretation. The cowl is knit entirely in Garter Stitch and the seam from Provisional Cast On and Kitchener Stitch is completely INVISIBLE!

The pattern has two full twists worked into the cowl so there’s no need to fuss with it after putting it on.

Cowl is SUPER stretchy and can be pulled down over your shoulders for an adorable little Capelet or pulled over your head and worn as a hood.

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— 45 minutes ago with 360 notes
#wish i could knit 

visualscott:

The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay” is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay” as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to her expected gender roles. She shames him for being thin and wearing makeup. 

In the opening line of the song she says he should kill himself. 

But, you know, baby you’re a firework or whatever. 

(Source: somedayinjakarta, via peggingwithstyles)

— 1 hour ago with 35953 notes

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

— 2 hours ago with 47323 notes

jean-grey-o-lantern:

So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”

They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.

Look at this

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You can donate to protesters’ legal defense and bail here

(Source: twitter.com, via oneorangeshoelace)

— 2 hours ago with 24896 notes

the only things keeping me going is listening to one direction and the fact that I’m going to be in the happiest place on earth tomorrow

— 2 hours ago with 2 notes
#one direction  #disney world 

listening to one direction nonstop because their music makes me so happy

— 3 hours ago
#especially when i've been feeling so sad  #one direction  #like never fails to make me smile and wanna jam out 

this espresso machine is one of the best purchases of my life

— 3 hours ago
#i feel grEAT  #i love caffeine so much 
http://cyderpunk.tumblr.com/post/98805091460/original-recipe-winnafish-moniquill →

original-recipe-winnafish:

moniquill:

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i…

— 3 hours ago with 218604 notes
#that extra shot makes me swoon in my white chocolate mocha  #😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 
i just……………… 

i just……………… 

— 12 hours ago with 4 notes
#facebook 
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

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— 12 hours ago with 11182 notes
#FUCK I FUCKING KNOW  #FUCKING BULLSHIT  #I GET SO PISSED ABOUT UNPAID INTERNSHIPS  #DON'T CALL THEM JOBS  #CALL IT VOLUNTEER WORK  #CAUSE WITH VOLUNTEER WORK YOU DON'T GET PAID  #YOU DO THAT SHIT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HEART  #I DON'T HAVE ANY EMPATHY FOR THE WHITE HOUSE  #YOU'RE NOT GETTING FREE NOTHING GROM ME  #FUCK YOU PAY ME 
geekinluvly:

Standing with solidarity in #Detroit #STL #ferguson #Handsupdontshoot #justiceformikebrown #justicefordetroit #solidarity #thepeoplesfight #youthmovement (at Hamtramck, Michigan)

geekinluvly:

Standing with solidarity in #Detroit #STL #ferguson #Handsupdontshoot #justiceformikebrown #justicefordetroit #solidarity #thepeoplesfight #youthmovement (at Hamtramck, Michigan)

(via oneorangeshoelace)

— 14 hours ago with 157 notes